What movies have not aged well?

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

From Russia With Love

A View to a Kill

Am I the bitch for never wanting to talk to my sister again because of something she said while talking back to me?

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

-All the bad guys are black.

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

What is the best technique for inserting a tampon into one’s anus?

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

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On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

You Only Live Twice

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

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Octopussy

The Man with the Golden Gun

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

How do I develop the patience to read books?

Goldfinger

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

-Bond slapping Tracy.

Why aren't F1 cars popular on the street?

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

-”Ah so!”

How do I explain to my husband that my 19-year-old son has accidentally gotten me pregnant?

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

Moonraker

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

What was your biggest culture shock going to Europe?

Diamonds Are Forever

Dr No

-J W Pepper

Why is my ex trying to provoke an argument with me?

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

Has anyone ever read The Holy Bible completely through? If so, what was your overall impression of it?

Live and Let Die

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

-”She is very sexyful!”

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.